“The Happening” SUCKS!
This is my thing with movies. I have been dissapointed so many fuckin times that I just quit paying my fortune to watch these things and wait for a DVD or a friend to bring me a burned bootleg copy. In this case I waited and anticipated and eneded up paying for this movie via PPV (Pay Per View) on Comcast cable.
The story plot was an excellent idea. Bravo, bravo. Too bad the dipshit that wrote the script, did the casting, and basically did the entire movie (director I think) had to fuck up a once in a chance lifetime movie into a major waste of life.
The acting was not poor, it was fuckin third world starving BAD. Marky Mark had to try to pick up the actors and piggy back them onto the screen to act, however he is not exactly a super hero that can save mankind, so these actors could not even save themselves with the light the actor cast for them. They could have had the role of being footballs and failed. They were that bad.
The movie might have been scary for a 4 year old, but that’s it. The script was horrible. FUCKIN horrible.
I’ll ruin it for you. The plants of the world start excreting a toxin that affects the human nervous system and causes people to commit suicide. Why? Well we are fucking up our planet and the trees decided to give a big fuck you right back at us. People survive afterwards and it was only a rare occurance in only one region of the USA.
There, that is all you need to know. Could this happen in real life? Well, plants do communicate chemically through the air and have various methods of communicating danger and so forth with one another, that is fact. Will they consider us enough a danger to eliminate us? Who knows, and after this movie …. WHO CARES!
ZEEK